If you enjoy my writing, please help me defend it from wicked frauds.
I haven't watched TV for myself since maybe 2010, but some of my friends still do. One in particular has complained to me about what he's been told by his TV and radio in the last while, and I think I might be able to offer him and everyone else some insight about it.
His first complaint was of a news report that told him that it's okay to lie. He must have caught something like that CBC documentary I saw in late 2007. It upset him, as it might upset anyone with even the slightest concern for the integrity of their soul. On its own this is a very broad statement that opens a Pandora's box of possibilities around false claims of copyright ownership and their requisite character assassinations of talented copyright owners. For instance, when they say it's okay to lie, they must mean it's okay to tell millions of people that I lie and steal, in order to explain why they had so much of my content in their broadcasting schedule. Is that okay? Dare I say, really? And is it okay to let their frauds tell everyone worse lies about me? How many of them said I just got out of jail in the last ten years when it wasn't even true once? It must be okay to lie flagrantly, as well, according to them. And is it okay to lie and tell children I'm a sex offender when some of my comedy and poetry might please them? That's what happened to me. And why is it okay to tell all these poisonous lies about an innocent artist? Because they say so now? Well, I'm sure their bottom ten percent are satisfied with that argument, but I hope you know better.
My friend also informed me of a Calgary radio station that has advertised itself as a 'No Nickleback' station because 'they're sick and tired of Nickleback'. Here we have an instance of a half-truth, which is even more insidious than a lie, because its truth is used to reinforce a lie. True, they won't play Nickleback's formerly most popular music on the radio anymore, but not because they're sick of it; they're not allowed to play these enormous hit songs on the radio anymore because I've reclaimed them as my work and music fraud is illegal, no matter how many times they already committed it in the past. As for being sick of it, rock fans never tire of hearing a classic hit on the radio, which is why the classic rock station still offers music from the 1960's and 70's to a large and faithful crowd. Since 2007, they played my songs around the clock on the radio the same way they played Beatles songs around the clock on the radio in 1964, and who's all sick of the Beatles? Hey, but what a time to be sick of my music! Right when I'm trying to plan my own future with it, after their frauds walked away with millions of dollars of filthy loot. I'm incensed over this, and I will hold this station to its commitment in my recording contract if I ever sign one: I will insist that they be prohibited from playing my songs because they said they were sick of my music.
My friend rejected the first story outright, but fell for the half-truth. He thought that Calgary station was cool. I read him the above paragraph and he halted me in mid-sentence, exclaiming, 'Holy shit! When did you reclaim your songs?' I said I rewrote Fool's Paradise in 2014 and Nonchalant (above) in 2016. He said that this station started up around 2015, and that the only reason he knows the truth now is because he lives in the same building as Nickleback's fraud victim. Way to go, CBC! This would be in spite of my thousands of posts discussing my plight since 2014. I don't want Nickleback on the radio anymore, but if everyone liked the music, nasty stations like that are mitigating its chances for any legitimate success in my hands.
For myself, I'd like to comment on a headline I recently saw on the cover of the Georgia Straight, our local weekly entertainment tabloid and Matt Groening's friend. They're hailing someone as a 'big talent.' This is their power trip; they need the power of God Almighty to decide who has talent and who doesn't. Look how bold they are about it. And what about me with all my original songs and stories and cartoons and poems in the last 20 years? Who all did they tell you was talented with those? They had you thinking Beyonce was a bigger talent than me with only one of my songs that I'm not even going to perform. Does she know how to draw? Does she write poetry and comedy too? They should be prohibited from discussing talent if they just want to lie about it. Oh, uh, the above original song was composed by me and was a hit before Diamondback stole it. My video for it features my original illustrations for my original 64 page, 520 verse tome (the Octiverse). Not impressive enough?
So that bulb burned out in my globe already. I wasn't lying about buying it so I could be funny. And I'm making slow progress on reading that book in the evening. I didn't say I was reading it so I could be funny. I don't need to be funny, I just write funny; it's just my natural style. Nothing like having an average day and writing about it in your natural style on the web and getting called a thief for it afterwards because some idiot needs to be funny with it. They make it all our problem, fucking lying stupid comedy assholes. Am I supposed to still be suffering this now, President Trump? I know your Republican predecessor thought so.
You'll find three of Diamondback's biggest hits in the below list. I'd like a shot at performing at least one of them without some awful groan of despair rising up from a great clique of musical perverts who only know how to celebrate their unspeakable hate. Is it time for you to leave me and go back to them again? How's Ellen? Ellen, who shared my pedestrian experience of pushing a crossing signal button at an intersection with my words. You mean she walks around on the street like me? She doesn't hide her face in a limousine when she's Ellen? And did I hear that right? Does she wish me well? Such a wish can only send a shudder down my spine, coming from such a pathological LIAR.
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