Thursday, April 11, 2019

Elementary Guesswork

Elementary Guesswork
Just a quick note to Google, since I can't call them on the phone like SOCAN: I noticed that I could link to my http page in Madonna Went to Prison, but when I tried to do it with my 2019 Song Posts, it goes to https instead. Is this normal? It has me wondering if my https settings are being abused to hide or distort my content, but I could be paranoid. I don't specify an exact page in the 2019 Song Posts href, so maybe that's why.

There's some sort of crime with my work or image going on at the moment. Is anyone going to report it? I have the feeling a lot of people know about it. All you have to do is report it. You won't be able to if it's a song from the past that they 'stashed away' though. You'll have to wait for me to inadvertently rewrite it, while it makes a fraud look talented to you with my talent, after they played it to death to make all the money they could from it, and so you'll all be 'sick of it' when I rewrite it. The below is excerpted from Madonna Went to Prison in my Record of Assaults (July 20, 2018). You'll see how it fits in in a minute.

11:30am. Now, here's something real again for their fake stars to steal views from, a video to back up my criticism of Shock and Awe in Schlock and Flaw. I call it Nightmares from 2007, but you just recall the tune. It's the song Vice President Dick Cheney sold to Weapons Dealer MacDonnel-Douglas in 2007, which was omitted from the hot new documentary about the Iraq War:



Sometimes I'm good at guessing what people think. It's one of those little chores that gives my mind something to work on - in the absence of any broadcast signals to numb it. I had a thought about arms dealers yesterday: Who's sponsoring this big anti-bully campaign? Could it be an arms dealer or affiliate of such? Hey, look who has the biggest pile of money: arms dealers! And who wants to criticize them about it? No, I didn't think so. Pretty clear to see how they got to the top: by doing the opposite of what it says on these anti-bullying billboards. No one wants to fuck with an arms dealer, do they? Not unless they want their back-yard barbecue bombed with napalm; not unless they want their foot powder exchanged for thermite. (Can you picture Carlin stealing this for them, too, if he were still alive? Do you now prefer to have my life in my words turned into his bullshit spectacle, with a big impressive crowd in the stands, laughing their heads off and cheering in support?) And what does an arms dealer think? He might think that the best war is a perpetual war, in terms of guaranteeing his profits. This would put him at odds with the general public, forcing him to invest heavily in broadcasting to make his vision more acceptable.

Broadcasters always tell you what their sponsors and owners think, but when it comes to what they think for themselves, you have to guess. I have a strong feeling that they don't believe in hell, that they think no one is evil enough to deserve divine punishment. For instance, they make poisonous lies out of beautiful poems written for children, but don't think it's evil enough to warrant divine punishment. Or they take a selfless act of love, such as the free sharing of a new and beautiful work of music, and return it with the malicious envy-hate of plagiarizing fraud, corrupting millions of innocent bystanders in the process, but they don't think it's evil enough to warrant divine punishment. They also seem to think that they are the authors of their own reality, as if to place themselves among the ranks of their most gullible followers. This might come from seeing themselves on TV too much. But I guess you can't blame them for lying so much when the true headlines of our time would comprise of phrases like Dateline Eats Shit in Prison. NBC's family crowd wouldn't care much for that report, no matter how true it is. And how about Dave's Dateline Disaster, where they were supposed to interview me in jail in 2010, but their band couldn't incarcerate me? That's a false headline that never made it to print, thanks to me, disappointing a lot of TV fans at the time, I'm sure.

Lawyers might be examining that new change in Europe's copyright law to better protect authors and artists from digital crimes. Maybe it will strengthen my cases in the years to come when I need to show them more mountains of documented evidence of my work being stolen by wealthy celebrities. Now if we can just make some changes to even the playing field in terms of how much money a fraud victim like me can offer them for their help, compared to all the super-rich assailants.

I'd rather not guess what the production staff think, but I usually have it stuffed in my face enough to be accurate. I'd probably be right in saying that they're proud of their fraud. I might even be right in saying that they've even made an insufferably bad pun out of being proud of their fraud: an obvious, one-syllable one. Can you guess what it is? I would take that to mean that they're proud of the job they did on the stage building and camera holding and costumes, to turn those free blogs of mine into commercial productions for them and their stars. And they're also proud of the money it put in their pockets for years and years, while I was unpaid. But I'd also be right in guessing that they're not very grateful to the talent that created all those plays. They thought he deserved nothing when without his effort they'd all have been standing there in their impressive costumes with nothing but dead air on their lips for weeks and months on end. Oh, and I'm sure they agree with the broadcasters that there's no hell. Maybe they've even made a pun out of it: nell.

Did anyone ever wonder why I would want to pick a fight with the U.S. military/industrial complex and its stars and broadcasters? Seems like something a person would only do if he had no other choice, like when his back is against the wall from aggressive copyright violations of his music and comedy and poetry and cartoons: all the things that comprise his honour on the internet. Most of us throw caution to the wind to defend our honour, even when we face certain death. Beyond that, certain cosmic truths have been revealed to me that distract me from considerations of the present. I'm pretty sure I was reincarnated now, to pick up where I left off in a previous life. My whole purpose in this life may already be fulfilled by the simple reclaiming of my volumes of songs and writings on the internet, casting necessary doubt on the integrity of the arms dealers' entertainment and propaganda business. If I'm supposed to go farther, I'll do so either in this life or the next.

I'm pleased to say that my new song is entirely new and is turning out to be of the same or better quality as all those songs stolen by the below listed bands - among the other culpable stars in my case. If you're a fan, I wish I could share it with you on YouTube, but I'm sending it to SOCAN instead. SOCAN takes care of my property for me. They mark the date and lock it away in a vault. YouTube seems to do the very opposite, obscuring the dates of my posts and inviting frauds to download them. And when I think of my musical future, I don't think of even one song I have on YouTube, including whatever song they've currently assaulted there with their backstabbing, hacking lies, but this new song you've never heard. I hope I'll be able to add a lot more music to my repertoire that only my friends at SOCAN will know about. It lets me think positively about my musical future when I cut YouTube completely out of the picture. By the way, I'd rather not do another half-hour video to discuss dozens of examples of how the TV plagiarized my blogs, this time focusing on humorous turns of phrase that pop up in my statements and get plagiarized by stand-up comedians who idolize George Carlin. I think the last two and half hours of talking about the TV's plagiarism with my blogs was enough. And are we going to let them answer all that with some senseless, monosyllabic insinuation based on another theft of my posts? I hope not. Maybe you should have a look at my most current music blog 2019 Music Posts to see if anything is getting stolen from me right now.

Star Copyright Offenders

Transgressor Works Violated Area Period
AC/DC Easy music 2007
Bieber, Justin Hit song about 'being a man' (my original recording lost) music 2007
Blue Rodeo It Makes Me Wonder, Small Miracles (my original recording lost), Mischief, Redemption, Slings and Arrows, Close Rendezvous, 'The Creed' and other poems. music, poetry 2007
Bush, George W. Essay on U.S. Cultural Influence, other mini-essays from March-April 2004 opinion 2004
Beyonce Under My Umbrella music 2008-14
CNN program Privileged Information (The Green Bay Hacker) humor 2007
Carlin, George See George Carlin's Plagiarism personal prose 2006-08
Cohen, Leonard Buck Henry poetry 2007-14
Colbert Report, the Clash of the Puritans, War in the Antarctic, other works humor 2007-11
Coldplay Fool, Canopy, Slings and Arrows music 2007-10
Comedy Central Talk Shows Disembodied cartoon frames and talk show segments, other works humor 2007
Crystalids, the All My Money, Arise, Assault, Bonkers, Busybody, Careful, Chair, Cheer?, Comfort?, Control?, Crybaby, Doors of Love, Easy, Ectomorph, Fantasies, Foothead?, Forgiveness, Free, Frenetic, Godspeed, Harmony, Ho Ho and Ho, Loose?, Lucky Lech?, Mambo Fever, Mistaken?, More Sold Out, Morning Shorelines, Natural, Nonplussed?, Outside, Prone, Rusty, Satellite Sam, Sense, Selfish, Size, Smile, Soliloquay, Spoils, Telepathy, Therapy, Thrown Stones, Tunnel Vision, Ugly, Uneven, Untoward, Widen?, other works music 2007-10
Daily Show, the Johnny Levelhead, the Lunar Dimension, FOX News Hates (videos stolen), Straight from the Belt, Ancient American History, Aunt Sally Doesn't Want You, Rules for Snuggling, other works humor 2007-11
Dateline NBC Accidentaly Blown, the Porcupine Girls, other works humor, poetry, music 2007-13
Degeneres, Ellen See Ellen humor, poetry 2007-14
Eastwood, Clint Killer Ending humor 2007
Ellen Sappho Asparagus, The Widower, the Holy Roller, Mid-Life Crisis (from 2007's hospital visit), Talking Nonchalant (2007's YouTube video), The Civil States?, The Bahn to Buchenwald, Fitness Craze, Girl Logic?, other works humor, poetry 2007-14
'Eye Guy', the (and brother?) Don't know their worthless names: see Saturday Night Live humor, poetry 2007-18
Family Guy War Story: Robot Robot Monster, War Story: Holy War, Insufferable Confession, Michaelangelo's Slip (currently offline), other works humor 2007-13
Fey, Tina See Saturday Night Live humor, poetry 2004-13
Frum, David Republican speeches made from my words opinion 2004
Georgia Straight, the Who Ripped Me Off, Quiz Time, other works humor 1996
Groening, Matt See the Simpsons humor 2007-13
Hanks Tom The Veteran poetry 2007-13
Kimmel, Jimmy Fred's Friendly Frauleins, the X-Ray Player, Get the Waistcoat, Mother Mayhem (video), other works humor 2007-13
Late Night with Conan O'Brien Portions of the Don't Steal Show, JFK conspiracy sketch, other works humor 2007-13
Leno, Jay See the Tonight Show humor, poetry, music 2007-13
MacDonnel-Douglas Bird of Prey music 2007-2010
MacFarlane, Seth See Family Guy humor 2007-13
MAD Magazine Austin Powers I.M.M., other cartoons in apparent support of Mike Myers Austin Powers fraud humor 2007-16
MAD TV Hip Moves, School of Deforming Arts, Tuesday Night Long, the Job, other works perhaps confused by me as SNL crimes, still other works humor 2007-13
Madonna Complicit with bad stars during 2008 Vancouver visit music 2008
Maher, Bill See Real Time humor 2007-15
Miller, Dennis Epilogue: Sneak Peek at My Unpublished Book original theory 2007
Myers, Mike Redemption (music), Orcastra (music), Seal of Doom, Austin Powers, see Saturday Night Live for others humor, poetry, music 2004-13
Nickleback Fool's Paradise, Just Like You (My reject), Nonchalant? music 2007-14
Oasis Fortune music 2001-10
O'Donnell, Rosie Narrative portions of war documentary, 'Shock and Awe' intellectual property 2007-2018
O'Brien, Conan See Late Night with humor 2007-13
Pohler, Amy See Saturday Night Live humor, poetry 2007-13
Real Time 'sometimes wearing khaki', political and religious statements personal prose 2007-15
Rolling Stones, the Nothing but Ashes music 2007-13
Saturday Night Live (Sketches:)
Bait Bikes, Bronson Harley: Portrait of a Badass, Cosmic Christ, the, Don't Destroy the Kitchen, Idiot Stu-dent, the, One Thin Grocer, Shorn Testimony, Thelma Addison's Confusion, The Masked Coward, Tyranny, The Hennessy, The Planet of the Grapes, The Whoopin of Chet Turtleback, The Racoon, The Burning Sun, Silent Night on the Western Front, Patterns of Behaviour (Jane Know-it-all), Chester Windmill Presents, Economics Made Simple, The Search for Blue November, Ears Wide Open, Bullscent Artificial Air Freshener, Minstrel At Arms, Blindsighted Justice, The Flying Peacocks, 'The Rake' Oral Apparatus, Orangatang Flavour Crystals, The Girls of Nightcast, Nightcast: September 22, 2012, Pussy Willow, Nightcast: September 15, 2012, War Story: All's Fair in Love and War, Nightcast: September 8, 2012, It's Unibrow!, It's Unibrow! (Episode Four: Blast in Space), It's Unibrow! (Again), Match Against Machine, The Lost Fight, Ahead of Their Time: Louis Bombardier, Classic Flicks: Portrait of the Scientist..., History's Mysteries: Nadia Stalin, Meddlin' Mom, Nurse Sheridan, Classic Flicks: My Fair Hillbilly, Pick-Me-Up Decaffeinated Coffee, Mystery Movie: Turtleneck: The Vanishing Casino, Monday Night at the Movies: The Pilferer, 'The Fishbowl' Smoker's Helmet, 'Whiff' Insect Repellant for Men, The Lazar Razor, 'The Shot' Wall Syringe, Metaphysical Fitness, Vote for Willie, 'Void' Depressurizing Gum[?], Bigger than the Host, Jesus of Vancouver/Canadian Film Festival, Professional Wisecracker, Stark Raving Mad TV, Running on Air, Not Without My Money, The Dealer (The Collector), Man of His Dreams, The Sling, End Quote, Episode 1/D.S. Show Pilot Sketch - Windox, Episode 3/D.S. Show 1 - Securiguard Home Security, Episode 4/D.S. Show 1 - Dynamo 5000 Air Gun, Episode 5/D.S. Show 1 - Pottypants, Episode 6/D.S. Show 1 - Soundproof Suicide Prevention, Episode 7/D.S. Show 1 - Max-Mix Protein Powder, Episode 8/D.S. Show 1 - Spellbound Spell Checker, Episode 9/D.S. Show 1 - Gas-in-a-Stick Man Repellant, Episode 10/D.S. Show 1 - Immobiline Paralyzing Cream, Episode 11/D.S. Show 1 - Pro-Rate Reputation Salvation, Episode 12/D.S. Show 1 - Angel of Stealth Kite, Episode 13/D.S. Show 1 - Zit Zapper, Episode 14/D.S. Show 1 - Equine Velvet Aftershave, Episode 15/D.S. Show 1 - Work-Mate Brand Replicants, Episode 16/D.S. Show 1 - Jizz Jar, Episode 17/D.S. Show 1 - Breathe Easy, Episode 18/D.S. Show 1 - Cart-in-a-Car, Episode 19/D.S. Show 1 - The Rocket Self-Playing Guitar, Episode 20/D.S. Show 1 - A-WEL Artists Weight Loss Plan[?], Episode 21/D.S. Show 1 - Slobber Guard, Siren Siren, Atomic Self-Heating Soup, Episode 22/D.S. Show 1 - Econoflush Food Recycler, Episode 23/D.S. Show 1 - Vengisil Irritating Powder, Episode 24/D.S. Show 1 - Primetime Polly, Episode 25/D.S. Show 1 - The Mask, Episode 26/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave - Suicide, Episode 27/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 2 - Protest, Episode 28/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 3 - Bad Venues, Episode 29/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 4 - Divine Punishment, Episode 30/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 5 - Pizza, Episode 2/D.S. Show 2 - Bloodfist Interactive Video Game, Episode 3/D.S. Show 2 - The Church of the Branch Sectarians, Episode 4/D.S. Show 2 - Do-It-Yourself Lawyer[?], Episode 5/D.S. Show 2 - The Hot Seat, Episode 6/D.S. Show 2 - Yum Yum Sugar Sauce, Episode 7/D.S. Show 2 - Tasty Pastry, Episode 9/D.S. Show 2 - Shortcut Guide to Success, Love or Money, Top Stories 1, Campfire Rock, The Straight-Blanket, Top Stories 2, The Insomniac, Gold Rush 2013, Top Story, The Driver, The Dating Game, The Greed Game, Top Stories 4, The Blame Game, Update: War in the Bermuda Triangle, Top Stories 5, The Bermuda Triangle War, Treachery!, Concentration 'X', Nightcast: March 18, 2013, North American Rebel: Behind the Scenes, The Assistant, Nightcast: Top Stories (09-03-13), The Job Lovers Club, The Cutting Room, Pestilence Anti-Pest Pellets, The Vanity Mirrors, Dead Reckoning, Enemy Agent, Celebrity Roundup, Top Stories 6, Top Stories 7, The Red Menace, The Monarch, Flames of Compassion, The Space Suit, Life Shavers, Around the Corner (Public Service Ad), Don't Break the Kitchen, The Convex Corrective Silkscreen Solution, The Multi-Gadge, Family Feudalism, Henderson Mayfield: Hoot Snatcher, Film School Preppie, The Local Banter, The Police Police, Gentrification, A Day in the Afterlife, Jamie Jong: Outlaw Landlord, Movie of the Week: Clarra Claptrap, The Life of Martin, Word Inventor, Loving Blindness, Extreme Irony, The Defector, Safer Sex with Polly Foolscap, Head Case Files/Jerome Adirondack, Head Case Files/Little Brenda, Head Case Files/Stephen's Snow, Stupid Snow, Palumbo[?], Thelma Addison's Confusion/More Stoned, Balogne Bulletin/Aug 2, Schoolyard Scope[?], Slowpoke, The Thousand Dollar Man, Le Miscreant, The Downsizer, Balogne Bulletin/Sep 30, High School Sacramental, Balogne Bulletin/Nov 14, Balogne Bulletin/Nov 21, Balogne Bulletin/Nov 25, Smile-Rite Face Mold, Balogne Bulletin/Nov 28, Wilde on Absinthe, Bum Steer[?], Balogne Bulletin/Dec 5, Balogne Bulletin/Dec 12, The Poisoning of Sir Guy Lombardy, Balogne Bulletin/Dec 19, Balogne Bulletin/Dec 30, Balogne Bulletin/Jan 09/16, Lord of the Fruit Flies, Pretty Boy, the Code Breakers of Stanley Park, Slander!, the Pathogena Hair Defense System, Camp Jesus, Madame Pompadu, other works (Poems:)
Charlotte Harlequin, Entropy's Date, False Prophet, the, First Unholy Roman Emperor, the, Iniquia, Marnie Blarneystone, Mistress Nemesis, Puritan, the, Queen Frig, Redeemer, the, Restless One, the, Rosemary Jones, The Vindictive, The Octiverse, other works
humor, poetry, music 2004-13
Seal Bad News, Beguiled music 2007-15
Shards, the Virtue, Lifeless music 2007-13
Simpsons, the Its the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse, Cold Blooded Marriage, Lady in Waiting, The Herald (Part V - the Abbey), the Pay Toilet, Ghost in Space? - or was that Family Guy's theft?, Superficialman, plus offline works: 'Alaska Nebraska', and other works humor 2007-13
Stewart, Jon See the Daily Show humor 2007-13
Swift, Taylor Spellbound, Careful, Respect, Dignity music 2007-13
Telus Corporation Friend in Need music 2008-2010
Tonight Show, the (Statements and Sketches:)
The Roachademy, the D.S. Show theme song, Sketched in Stone, Hazbrollah Is Love, Flying Legends, Dear Harry, Freaky Possibilities, Virtue (Shards fraudcast of my song), Groundbreakers of Aviation, D.S. Show 1: Ep. 8, D.S. Show 1: Ep. 15, D.S. Show 2: Ep. 3, Cave Art Epilogue, Tyke Force, Ancient Wisdom: Technology, All the Best Drivers, Domestic Life (currently offline), Lost Opportunity, Flimsy Barriers, Test of Patients, Money Talks, many other works
(Poems:)
Jackie the Pro, the Trail Blazer
humor, poetry, music 2007-2013
Vancouver Sun, the Front page 'Sunshine Corner' personal prose 2007
Yoakum, Dwight Together Again music 2007
  
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