Saturday, May 18, 2019

Read Their Crime

Read Their Crime


Who's Arrested?
I'm not arrested, nor have I ever been arrested. I want the person[s] who lied about this to be punished and I want their lying posts erased. And I want the crowd of zombies who are reading this to pay close attention while it happens. This is the justice that protects you against rich predators, and you should be happy about it. And did you know that marijuana has been decriminalized in Canada? That means that I can go buy pot in a store, as long as I show the clerk my clean driver's license. I'm never afraid to show strangers my clean driver's license that shows I've lived a clean, law abiding life for 53 years.

They Put Something In My Brain
How did I know about this hidden violation of my image? I hypothesize that a device was implanted into my brain in school which connects me to my online posts and lets me know what others are saying behind my back. I further hypothesize that it was developed by Josef Mengele in the death camp of Auschwitz, and that the ones who inherited it after the war only want to torture and tyrannize artists with this technology that was intended to protect artists. And now, why don't you read some true accusations of crime and incarceration that stars weren't able to contradict from their prison cells at the time I first shared them online.

Read Their Crime
I need you to read about the television's crime here because I don't own a broadcasting transmitter to drill my points directly through to your subconscious like you're used to. For starters, you can go back to my National Bullshitting Corporation blog from 2013 and read my post of Monday August 12, 2013: Have You Heard David's Innocent? . Here, let me read the first few paragraphs for you:

I heard Tina Fey was carted off to prison the other night, and if you want to know why, look back over The Card Parties, The Trimming of the Shrub, I'm Free, E.M. Forced Her, The Show Must Continue, and Come Out to Show Them. Stars don't want to go to prison for fraud, and since so many of them committed fraud with my work after I removed it from the web in 2007, I've been under constant attack.

The reporters from Dateline NBC resigned? Is that right? They may end up serving time right along with those disgraced stars.

I didn't want to go on Dateline because I hate the show and because they made people believe Tina wrote my blogs in 2007. For some reason NBC was free to prosecute themselves for their crime. Of course, they had the evidence to do so, and thought that I might want to 'thank' them for it on their crooked news show. But I stayed off Dateline
.

They can't keep a fraud in prison forever, but they can keep lying about it indefinitely. What's this post still doing on the web for me to pull out and show the world? Why haven't I erased it if it's not true? Why did they need to try to get their fraud band to make me erase my song Size before they would agree to let them play on their show if it's okay to add this accusation to it in my Blogger account? They need me to erase the facts I share online about their filthy crimes, but they want you to be convinced of their innocence by them just pointing to facts behind my back and calling them bullshit. Where was Tina Fey on August 12, 2013? In prison being punished for her vast fraud with my blogs. This was after an Ottawa lawyer went hoarse from reading her fraud out loud to a judge in court from a disk I gave him in 2007. After six years of saying she went to prison, they can't make me erase it; all they can do is hack my account tell more lies. Is that all the convincing you need over such a serious accusation?

Here's another post from Saturday August 9, 2014, from my Nothing to Lose blog, a post entitled Madonna Went to Prison:

Has the media told anyone that Madonna went to prison yet? I can't think of a bigger story.

And where was Madonna on August 9, 2014? Where was she for several weeks leading up to the day I finally broke down and talked about it online? Maybe they broadcast an old 90's concert on TV to make her look like she was still free, but she was really in prison, being punished. She was in prison, being humiliated, because, just like her star accomplices, her criminal arrogance had gotten out of control. And if I'm lying, make me erase this accusation; don't just call it bullshit behind my back. Come on and make me erase it. Look, I'm referring back to it and asking questions about the time and date of it instead.

Did you all catch Conrad Black's incarceration? There's an example of how broadcasters and media are corrupt from the top down. Wasn't it his Vancouver Sun that stole all those warm fuzzy posts out of my Coats from the Lost and Found blog in 2007? Look at the monsters who populate their business. How can you expose your children to them?

I can tell how the TV has influenced its viewers by discussing my situation with one of them who lives in my building. For one thing, these viewers think my talent is common. I said I wondered where they got their comedy before I came on the web and he said, 'oh, they probably steal thousands of their jokes from millions of people.' But talent is RARE. If it were that common, no one would need to steal my whole Blogger account. Millions of people don't have thousands of high quality punch-lines like mine. I went looking for a 'funny song' on Google about eleven years ago and found a whole website stuffed with parody lyrics, but only one of them made me laugh: Birkenau Girl, my own parody of Van Morrison's Brown Eyed Girl that I'd shared there under an invented name in 2007. RARE is the talent to produce good effective comedy. In the case of the Simpsons getting off to such a strong start in the 90's, it is more likely that some poor hidden Gen X talent died and left behind mountains of hilarious comedy scripts to be plagiarized over his dead body. Stealing all of their laughs from the same victim makes it easier to fit them into their program and to keep the humour's tone consistent and legitimate looking over whole seasons of fraud.

Why don't you read some of these hundreds of comedy scripts that they think they're allowed to steal from public websites used by you and me? If you have no friends to party with on a Saturday night, why don't you read their show out of my Blogger account instead of rewarding frauds for going to prison and blowing the whole cell block? You couldn't even read a tenth of what I've caught them stealing in the whole time they spend on the air each week.

Yeah, that's right, blowing the whole cell block. Those creeps obeyed every disgusting command they received when they were locked up where they belong. Before you think of them as your heroes, picture them with their naked asses sticking high in the air as they plea for mercy from their hardened fellow prisoners. Before you boast about how they 'ruled the cell block,' ask yourself why they were each assigned their own cell block. And how did they 'rule' this domain? Was it with their lips puckered, ready to perform sexual favours? That is the most likely answer. Not looking so heroic now, are they? That's what happens when you let the victim of a crime that was committed and supported by television networks talk about the perpetrators, instead of listening to the perpetrators talk about themselves on TV.

Now, who the hell says I burned my ticket? You call that a ticket? You think that when a bunch of TV stars trample all over my human rights on national television that they're inviting me to come and be a star with them? Do you think I would have been happy appearing on the comedy show that stole the greatest share of my property as their musical guest? You call that a ticket? A ticket to suicide maybe. Well, I don't want my ticket to suicide, but I didn't burn it either: why don't you give it to this person who wants to criticize me for not 'taking advantage' of it more? Start by trampling all over her rights on national television. And who wants to call the SNL cast heroes? They look to me like a bunch of errant toddlers who refuse to take their bitter medicine.

Yes, and how's your president that makes you feel so powerful when you vote for him? He used to be in real estate, right? Isn't that the business where they steal all your homes and build a big ritzy tower with the profits? You must have been impressed with that crime, too - probably from watching their television broadcasts. Don't worry, I'm sure you can trust him - as soon as he's finished deciding yours and your children's fate from his secret discussions with the nation's top arms dealers.

Accidentally Blown
Affinity
Aggression-Depression
All My Money
Apostrophe Unneeded
Arise
Black Hole
Assault
Asylum
Babydoll
Bad News
Beguiled
Bird of Prey
Blazon
Bonkers
Brown Lullaby
Business
Busybody
Candy Hearts
Canopy
Careful
Casual
Chair
Cheer
Class
Close Rendezvous
Clouds
Comfort
Conflict
Conscience
Contented
Control
Conviction
Crybaby
Currents
Daylight Dilemma
Decent
Delightful
Denial
Dignity
Disenchanted
Doors of Love
Dun
Easy
Ectomorph
Empty
Energy
Epitomes
Everything
Fantasies
Faraway Places
Figments
Fishface
Flimsy
Flounder
Fool
Fool's Paradise, This
Foothead
Forgiveness
Forgotten
Fortune
Free
Frenetic
Friday's Child
Friend in Need
Fun
Goddess
Godspeed
Gr. Moose
Gran
Grumble
Hairball
Harmony
Headlong
Heartstrings
Heretic
Homage
Homeless
Hot
Hunted
I'll Wait for Your Love
Impressions
Incubus
Insidious
Innocent
It Makes Me Wonder
It's Not You
Juice
Justice
Laura-Li
Leg It Up
Lifeless
Linger
Loose
Lucky Lech
Magic
Make-believe World
Mambo Fever
Mayhem
Meanest Joke, the
Meantime
Meat Hooks
Mischief
Mistaken
Mixed Feelings
More Sold Out
Morning Shorelines
Motion Cautionary
Musician
My Philosophy
Natural
Nonchalant
Next Best Thing
Nonplussed
Nothing but Ashes
Oblivious
Ooga Balooga
Orbit
Orcastra
Out from Under
Outside
Passion
Past the Limit
Pathetic
Penitence
Plow
Practice
Preteen Queen
Promise
Prone
Puzzles
Ram
Ransom
Redemption
Redundant
Respect
Rugged
Rules
Rusty
Sad Anger
Sanctuary
Satellite Sam
Sense
Selfish
Sentimental
Shabby
Shambles
Simper
Simple
Size
Slings and Arrows
Smile
Soliloquay
Space 2009
Special
Spellbound
Spoils
Stagger
Stress
Stultified
Suicide
Sunny Skies
Survival
Targets
Telepathy
Temperance
Tenseness
Therapy
Thrown Stones
Tinsel Heaven
Together
Together Again
Topsy-turvy
Tricks
Tumble
Tunnel Vision
Tycoon
Ugly
Unabused
Underachiever
Uneven
Untoward
Vanquished
Virtue
Visions
Wallet
Wayfarer, the
What Do You Do All Day?
Whiner
Whore
Widen
Wild
© 2019. Songs by David Skerkowski. All rights reserved.


Star Copyright Offenders

Transgressor Works Violated Area Period
AC/DC Easy music 2007
Bieber, Justin Hit song about 'being a man' (my original recording lost) music 2007
Blue Rodeo Close Rendezvous, It Makes Me Wonder, Small Miracles (my original recording lost), Mischief, Redemption, Slings and Arrows, Close Rendezvous, 'The Creed' and other poems. music, poetry 2007
Bush, George W. Essay on U.S. Cultural Influence, other mini-essays from March-April 2004 opinion 2004
Beyonce Under My Umbrella music 2008-14
CNN program Privileged Information (The Green Bay Hacker) humor 2007
Carlin, George See George Carlin's Plagiarism personal prose 2006-08
Cohen, Leonard Buck Henry poetry 2007-14
Colbert Report, the Clash of the Puritans, War in the Antarctic, other works humor 2007-11
Coldplay Fool, Canopy, Slings and Arrows music 2007-10
Comedy Central Talk Shows Disembodied cartoon frames and talk show segments, other works humor 2007
Crystalids, the All My Money, Arise, Assault, Bonkers, Busybody, Careful, Chair, Cheer?, Comfort?, Control?, Crybaby, Doors of Love, Easy, Ectomorph, Fantasies, Foothead?, Forgiveness, Free, Frenetic, Godspeed, Harmony, Ho Ho and Ho, Loose?, Lucky Lech?, Mambo Fever, Mistaken?, More Sold Out, Morning Shorelines, Natural, Nonplussed?, Outside, Prone, Rusty, Satellite Sam, Sense, Selfish, Size, Smile, Soliloquay, Spoils, Telepathy, Therapy, Thrown Stones, Tunnel Vision, Ugly, Uneven, Untoward, Widen?, other works music 2007-10
Daily Show, the Johnny Levelhead, the Lunar Dimension, FOX News Hates (videos stolen), Straight from the Belt, Ancient American History, Aunt Sally Doesn't Want You, Rules for Snuggling, other works humor 2007-11
Dateline NBC Accidentaly Blown, the Porcupine Girls, other works humor, poetry, music 2007-13
Degeneres, Ellen See Ellen humor, poetry 2007-14
Eastwood, Clint Killer Ending humor 2007
Ellen Sappho Asparagus, The Widower, the Holy Roller, Mid-Life Crisis (from 2007's hospital visit), Talking Nonchalant (2007's YouTube video), The Civil States?, The Bahn to Buchenwald, Fitness Craze, Girl Logic?, other works humor, poetry 2007-14
'Eye Guy', the (and brother?) Don't know their worthless names: see Saturday Night Live humor, poetry 2007-18
Family Guy War Story: Robot Robot Monster, War Story: Holy War, Insufferable Confession, Michaelangelo's Slip (currently offline), other works humor 2007-13
Fey, Tina See Saturday Night Live humor, poetry 2004-13
Frum, David Republican speeches made from my words opinion 2004
Georgia Straight, the Who Ripped Me Off, Quiz Time, other works humor 1996
Groening, Matt See the Simpsons humor 2007-13
Hanks Tom The Veteran poetry 2007-13
Kimmel, Jimmy Fred's Friendly Frauleins, the X-Ray Player, Get the Waistcoat, Mother Mayhem (video), other works humor 2007-13
Late Night with Conan O'Brien Portions of the Don't Steal Show, JFK conspiracy sketch, other works humor 2007-13
Leno, Jay See the Tonight Show humor, poetry, music 2007-13
MacDonnel-Douglas Bird of Prey music 2007-2010
MacFarlane, Seth See Family Guy humor 2007-13
MAD Magazine Austin Powers I.M.M., other cartoons in apparent support of Mike Myers Austin Powers fraud humor 2007-16
MAD TV Hip Moves, School of Deforming Arts, Tuesday Night Long, the Job, other works perhaps confused by me as SNL crimes, still other works humor 2007-13
Madonna Complicit with bad stars during 2008 Vancouver visit music 2008
Maher, Bill See Real Time humor 2007-15
Miller, Dennis Epilogue: Sneak Peek at My Unpublished Book original theory 2007
Myers, Mike Redemption (music), Orcastra (music), Seal of Doom, Austin Powers, see Saturday Night Live for others humor, poetry, music 2004-13
Nickleback Fool's Paradise, Just Like You (My reject), Nonchalant? music 2007-14
Oasis Fortune music 2001-10
O'Donnell, Rosie Narrative portions of war documentary, 'Shock and Awe' intellectual property 2007-2018
O'Brien, Conan See Late Night with humor 2007-13
Pohler, Amy See Saturday Night Live humor, poetry 2007-13
Real Time 'sometimes wearing khaki', political and religious statements personal prose 2007-15
Rolling Stones, the Nothing but Ashes, Daylight Dilemma music 2007-13
Saturday Night Live (Sketches:)
Bait Bikes, Bronson Harley: Portrait of a Badass, Cosmic Christ, the, Don't Destroy the Kitchen, Idiot Stu-dent, the, One Thin Grocer, Shorn Testimony, Thelma Addison's Confusion, The Masked Coward, Tyranny, The Hennessy, The Planet of the Grapes, The Whoopin of Chet Turtleback, The Racoon, The Burning Sun, Silent Night on the Western Front, Patterns of Behaviour (Jane Know-it-all), Chester Windmill Presents, Economics Made Simple, The Search for Blue November, Ears Wide Open, Bullscent Artificial Air Freshener, Minstrel At Arms, Blindsighted Justice, The Flying Peacocks, 'The Rake' Oral Apparatus, Orangatang Flavour Crystals, The Girls of Nightcast, Nightcast: September 22, 2012, Pussy Willow, Nightcast: September 15, 2012, War Story: All's Fair in Love and War, Nightcast: September 8, 2012, It's Unibrow!, It's Unibrow! (Episode Four: Blast in Space), It's Unibrow! (Again), Match Against Machine, The Lost Fight, Ahead of Their Time: Louis Bombardier, Classic Flicks: Portrait of the Scientist..., History's Mysteries: Nadia Stalin, Meddlin' Mom, Nurse Sheridan, Classic Flicks: My Fair Hillbilly, Pick-Me-Up Decaffeinated Coffee, Mystery Movie: Turtleneck: The Vanishing Casino, Monday Night at the Movies: The Pilferer, 'The Fishbowl' Smoker's Helmet, 'Whiff' Insect Repellant for Men, The Lazar Razor, 'The Shot' Wall Syringe, Metaphysical Fitness, Vote for Willie, 'Void' Depressurizing Gum[?], Bigger than the Host, Jesus of Vancouver/Canadian Film Festival, Professional Wisecracker, Stark Raving Mad TV, Running on Air, Not Without My Money, The Dealer (The Collector), Man of His Dreams, The Sling, End Quote, Episode 1/D.S. Show Pilot Sketch - Windox, Episode 3/D.S. Show 1 - Securiguard Home Security, Episode 4/D.S. Show 1 - Dynamo 5000 Air Gun, Episode 5/D.S. Show 1 - Pottypants, Episode 6/D.S. Show 1 - Soundproof Suicide Prevention, Episode 7/D.S. Show 1 - Max-Mix Protein Powder, Episode 8/D.S. Show 1 - Spellbound Spell Checker, Episode 9/D.S. Show 1 - Gas-in-a-Stick Man Repellant, Episode 10/D.S. Show 1 - Immobiline Paralyzing Cream, Episode 11/D.S. Show 1 - Pro-Rate Reputation Salvation, Episode 12/D.S. Show 1 - Angel of Stealth Kite, Episode 13/D.S. Show 1 - Zit Zapper, Episode 14/D.S. Show 1 - Equine Velvet Aftershave, Episode 15/D.S. Show 1 - Work-Mate Brand Replicants, Episode 16/D.S. Show 1 - Jizz Jar, Episode 17/D.S. Show 1 - Breathe Easy, Episode 18/D.S. Show 1 - Cart-in-a-Car, Episode 19/D.S. Show 1 - The Rocket Self-Playing Guitar, Episode 20/D.S. Show 1 - A-WEL Artists Weight Loss Plan[?], Episode 21/D.S. Show 1 - Slobber Guard, Siren Siren, Atomic Self-Heating Soup, Episode 22/D.S. Show 1 - Econoflush Food Recycler, Episode 23/D.S. Show 1 - Vengisil Irritating Powder, Episode 24/D.S. Show 1 - Primetime Polly, Episode 25/D.S. Show 1 - The Mask, Episode 26/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave - Suicide, Episode 27/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 2 - Protest, Episode 28/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 3 - Bad Venues, Episode 29/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 4 - Divine Punishment, Episode 30/D.S. Show 1 - Save Dave 5 - Pizza, Episode 2/D.S. Show 2 - Bloodfist Interactive Video Game, Episode 3/D.S. Show 2 - The Church of the Branch Sectarians, Episode 4/D.S. Show 2 - Do-It-Yourself Lawyer[?], Episode 5/D.S. Show 2 - The Hot Seat, Episode 6/D.S. Show 2 - Yum Yum Sugar Sauce, Episode 7/D.S. Show 2 - Tasty Pastry, Episode 9/D.S. Show 2 - Shortcut Guide to Success, Love or Money, Top Stories 1, Campfire Rock, The Straight-Blanket, Top Stories 2, The Insomniac, Gold Rush 2013, Top Story, The Driver, The Dating Game, The Greed Game, Top Stories 4, The Blame Game, Update: War in the Bermuda Triangle, Top Stories 5, The Bermuda Triangle War, Treachery!, Concentration 'X', Nightcast: March 18, 2013, North American Rebel: Behind the Scenes, The Assistant, Nightcast: Top Stories (09-03-13), The Job Lovers Club, The Cutting Room, Pestilence Anti-Pest Pellets, The Vanity Mirrors, Dead Reckoning, Enemy Agent, Celebrity Roundup, Top Stories 6, Top Stories 7, The Red Menace, The Monarch, Flames of Compassion, The Space Suit, Life Shavers, Around the Corner (Public Service Ad), Don't Break the Kitchen, The Convex Corrective Silkscreen Solution, The Multi-Gadge, Family Feudalism, Henderson Mayfield: Hoot Snatcher, Film School Preppie, The Local Banter, The Police Police, Gentrification, A Day in the Afterlife, Jamie Jong: Outlaw Landlord, Movie of the Week: Clarra Claptrap, The Life of Martin, Word Inventor, Loving Blindness, Extreme Irony, The Defector, Safer Sex with Polly Foolscap, Head Case Files/Jerome Adirondack, Head Case Files/Little Brenda, Head Case Files/Stephen's Snow, Stupid Snow, Palumbo[?], Thelma Addison's Confusion/More Stoned, Balogne Bulletin/Aug 2, Schoolyard Scope[?], Slowpoke, The Thousand Dollar Man, Le Miscreant, The Downsizer, Balogne Bulletin/Sep 30, High School Sacramental, Balogne Bulletin/Nov 14, Balogne Bulletin/Nov 21, Balogne Bulletin/Nov 25, Smile-Rite Face Mold, Balogne Bulletin/Nov 28, Wilde on Absinthe, Bum Steer[?], Balogne Bulletin/Dec 5, Balogne Bulletin/Dec 12, The Poisoning of Sir Guy Lombardy, Balogne Bulletin/Dec 19, Balogne Bulletin/Dec 30, Balogne Bulletin/Jan 09/16, Lord of the Fruit Flies, Pretty Boy, the Code Breakers of Stanley Park, Slander!, the Pathogena Hair Defense System, Camp Jesus, Madame Pompadu, other works (Poems:)
Charlotte Harlequin, Entropy's Date, False Prophet, the, First Unholy Roman Emperor, the, Iniquia, Marnie Blarneystone, Mistress Nemesis, Puritan, the, Queen Frig, Redeemer, the, Restless One, the, Rosemary Jones, The Vindictive, The Octiverse, other works
humor, poetry, music 2004-13
Seal Bad News, Beguiled music 2007-15
Shards, the Virtue, Lifeless music 2007-13
Simpsons, the Its the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse, Cold Blooded Marriage, Lady in Waiting, The Herald (Part V - the Abbey), the Pay Toilet, Ghost in Space? - or was that Family Guy's theft?, Superficialman, plus offline works: 'Alaska Nebraska', and other works humor 2007-13
Stewart, Jon See the Daily Show humor 2007-13
Swift, Taylor Ooga Balooga, Spellbound, Careful, Respect, Dignity music 2007-13
Telus Corporation Friend in Need music 2008-2010
Tonight Show, the (Statements and Sketches:)
The Roachademy, the D.S. Show theme song, Sketched in Stone, Hazbrollah Is Love, Flying Legends, Dear Harry, Freaky Possibilities, Virtue (Shards fraudcast of my song), Groundbreakers of Aviation, D.S. Show 1: Ep. 8, D.S. Show 1: Ep. 15, D.S. Show 2: Ep. 3, Cave Art Epilogue, Tyke Force, Ancient Wisdom: Technology, All the Best Drivers, Domestic Life (currently offline), Lost Opportunity, Flimsy Barriers, Test of Patients, Money Talks, many other works
(Poems:)
Jackie the Pro, the Trail Blazer
humor, poetry, music 2007-2013
Vancouver Sun, the Front page 'Sunshine Corner' personal prose 2007
Yoakum, Dwight Together Again music 2007
  
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