4:18pm: This is a new post. I just updated its copyright date to this year now.
(A man sits by his window air conditioner on a hot day when it turns off automatically.)
Man: Why did it do that when it's still hot?
Wife: To economize on the hydro bill.
Man: Well, how do you override that function?
Wife: Just press the button with the dollar sign on it.
Does the cost of hydro interfere with your comfort? Here in Canada, while we lead the world in hydro production, we have also learned the advantages of nuclear power in addressing our household needs. It worked with microwave ovens, and now we've gone ahead and developed an air conditioner complete with its own miniature fission reactor. Cold Fission will stay on and keep you cool for the duration. Say goody bye to all that noisy gurgling, high pitched chatter, and rushing air; with Cold Fission all you get is hissing - the reassuring sound of water droplets vaporizing against its mighty carbon rods. With no more hydro bills to worry about, you'll be laughing once you've installed this 3.5 million dollar system in your living room. Cold Fission: freestanding comfort that won't quit.(Caution: Unit may melt down if overloaded.)
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