Vlog Notes: March 12, 2019

Am I in trouble? No one told me. But if you catch any superstar with my songs or blogs you can report them and send them to jail or prison. I don't browse so I can't do it. These network people are cruds. They've got a big pile of money and no ideas. So they steal all my ideas and leave me to waste ten years rewriting them all and getting called a hack. They commit a gigantic crime against me in front of the world and then you're supposed to keep liking them. Holy Christ, what a disaster. I've been forced to reject them all and I was a fan of some of them. And I wonder what ugly horrors they have waiting for me on their billboards, their power tripping billboards that face me head on to remind me that this is not my sidewalk. I don't know how they expect any happy endings for themselves in this after what they did. But it was a fine sunset again this evening. I can see it from my window. I've had a look at my videos from the last week or so and I think I talked too long about the Artful Dodger in that last one. I should have snipped that out. Oh well. I may have laughed a little too hard at Trust Fund Tracy, too. I don't know why. Oh, and I think I sound pretty drunk in that one about my poems (Rhyme Scheme), but it's okay if you're drunk while you watch it. A couple of errors in my narration: I may be confusing the Hunt for Red October with an episode of Star Trek TNG, in which an android is given command of a space vessel in my last vlog - and I meant to say movie scripts, not comedy scripts there. I had it annotated but I erased it somehow. And would someone put a stop to the psychological torture campaign on the internet for me. You're better positioned than I am to deal with it.
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