Smellin' Ellen

I should start by defending myself against whomever is going around saying that I owe Ellen. I owe Ellen nothing but a crushed larynx and a lengthy stay in the hoosegow. She's not so popular either, but your TV is again trying to trick you. They're hoping that when you see Ellen on TV you'll each think that everyone else likes her and that you're alone with your dislike. But she's not really very popular and never has been. She is too dull, especially for someone with a gender issue. She is just not very entertaining, even when she steals great material from my blogs that make her look ten times cleverer. Evil, devil worshiping NBC's favourite weapon in the bid for your children's souls is the plagiarizing witch. Anything from her show in the last 12 years that appears to stand out in quality was probably shared by me first in 1999-2007. The joke's on you if you think she's funny with it. As for my song above, it's a good example of a song that they would have handed to Coldplay back in 2007 because it sounds good enough to do well on the radio. Then you'd all be thinking that the radio was supporting good music when my song would only be on it to fuck up your head and make you reject me while you love my music. Because hurting me hurts my music, it shows that they don't care about music, only about power, and that they must get more power from using music against you. As it stands, the song goes to commercial waste every day on the internet, costing them millions of dollars in lost profits, because they'd rather bash it out of a misplaced pride in their fraud than concede to my talent after 12 years of me authoring their hits. Slightly unreasonable. She's not free because she's innocent but because she has money. Did you know that the rich think that they should not have to be judged by the same laws that govern the rest of us? They think they are ubermenschen, 'supermen' who can 'rise above the restrictions of ordinary morality.' In other words, they think their money gives them the right to be depraved, and the justice system seems to support this, as long as the lawyers all get handsomely paid. Don't expect your politicians to side with you or me against them either because politicians owe them for every election win. Politicians don't get elected without the support of these media assholes, since everyone only votes for the candidate that gets the best coverage. They may even have to agree to certain concessions that hurt us, like maybe muzzling us with tyrannical legislation that curtails freedom of speech, before they receive full support from the media for their campaigns. Some great democracy. I can't be blamed for bashing it. 5:56pm. I think the below is the best of my long videos where I talk about my blogs. Got the sinuses under control with lemon and water. You don't need that big, idiotic apparatus they advertise on television. But in my earlier, sinus infected discussions, I still think the content of my narration is important. I am, after all, trying to warn you of stars who pick your pockets with my work. Now, if you'd rather still party with them after they hurt me, please stay with your star and get out of my life. And are you a Christian? That's what I call myself. It means that I will pray for you at night, and that I will pray that you never have to suffer your own cruelty. Yes, cruelty. The difference between parody and cruelty is the target. If the target is a dead person, well, you can't hurt a dead man, so it's not so cruel. If the target is living, and its parody made from spite, it should spite someone who is morally flawed in some way. For instance, it's better to parody a criminal who steals from you than just some poor guy who leaves you alone. It also takes more courage to parody someone who is rich than to parody someone who is poor. Again, I don't charge you for my work, but you can still consume it all freely from my accounts - as long as they're not hacking them again to steal away all their page views. If you'd rather love people who charge you money for it, I think you should check your brain and find out if you're still its boss. On a closing note, let's talk about this trend in children's IQ's. They report that children's IQ's have risen by an alarming five points a year? So that would make them all at the same level as Jim Morrison now, right? They're all at about 150, are they? They must all be doing very well in their classes. They must all be busy in their rooms, writing sonnets and making graphic anatomical drawings. Is that what they're doing? Hey, just imagine in fifty years - even the ones who park cars will have advanced degrees in physics. Right. I think this might be another manipulation to make you think 'younger, smarter, better,' when the truth of it for them is: older, wiser, scarier. And tell them to stick that idiotic apparatus up their nose.
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