Do you like Wiki Leaks? Does everyone like Wiki Leaks? Vladimir Putin sure likes it, eh? It lets him choose your next president for you from the internet. I feel I owe Hillary an apology. Sorry for saying she only married a U.S. president. I only found out last night, while watching a video of the PBS documentary Putin's Revenge, that she served as Secretary of State. That's because I find electronic information very threatening and I go out of my way to shun it.
I feel a lot closer to Hillary, now that we've both become victims of internet hackers. Hers were political, but mine are criminal. It's also the first time I've seen and heard Trump as a politician. We have something in common, in terms of our forthrightness, though not our words.
I agree with PBS that the Kremlin prefers Republicans over Democrats because the Republicans are more authoritarian, less idealistic, and, above all, less focused on human rights, which makes life much easier for Russian leaders in their sphere. This is because my human rights got badly trampled with the vast fraud committed with my online posts and the commercial hate campaign in the media that supported it, which initially happened under an authoritarian Republican president almost twenty years ago.
The PBS documentary was critical of Putin, but not of the internet or any of the electronic devices that make us all so vulnerable. Putin very wisely avoids the use of electronic devices like computers and iphones and blackberrys for his correspondences. Had the DNC done the same, Putin would have found nothing he could use against them on the eve of the election. Another point of mine, that the media wins every election, was confirmed by accounts of the media first abandoning Trump over lewd remarks from the past, which had everyone thinking he would lose, and then coming over to his side at the most critical, final moment, just after the Wiki Leaks were released. America can't be a true democracy as long as they let the corporate media tell them how to vote.
It's too late for me. All I can do is submit my own experience as an example to warn others, and try to recover everything they took from me before I die of old age.
I have this natural gift of being able to 'write funny'. It drives comedians insane. Let me give you a small example of an idea for a dialogue I got from watching an episode of Ancient Aliens.
(1930's Germany. Hitler is about to take a nap when he suddenly sits up.)
Hitler: Who's that? Who's there in my head?
Aliens: We are the gods.
Hitler: Gods? Yes, well you certainly must be advanced to have ESP.
Aliens: ESP is the least of our powers.
Hitler: Really? Would you consider sharing them with me and my people?
Aliens: They cannot be shared as such. They are the result of genetic engineering.
Hitler: Well then, could you at least give us some guidance on the scientific process?
Aliens: First and foremost, you need a lot of people to use as lab animals.
Hitler: I see, and who should we use?
Aliens: That's your decision. They're your people. You decide.
Many more examples of this kind of writing, listed below, were largely present online in late 2007, when they kicked off that massive fraud party on the TV and radio. They are taken from my index of comedy scripts.
This list holds entries.
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ABC's of PBS, the
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Aborigine Hunts Kangaroo
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Above and Beyond
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Actor's Fib, the
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Ad Wants
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Advertising Space
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Agent Houdini
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Ahead of Their Time/Capricornicus
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Ahead of Their Time/David Noid
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Ahead of their Time/Emily de Chataleine
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Ahead of Their Time/Francisco Domino
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Ahead of Their Time/Fredrick Narwal
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Ahead of Their Time/Karma Sutri
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Ahead of Their Time/Louis Bombardier
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Ahead of Their Time/Zvoni Rasputnik
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Alfred Hitchcock Presents: Revenge/The Last Word
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All the Best Drivers
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All Within the Family
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Ambush Journalism
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America Hates Talent
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American Justice
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Amnesia Machine, the
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Analysis
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Anarchy in Dacre Lake
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Ancient American History
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Ancient Wisdom: Law
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Ancient Wisdom: Prophecy
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Ancient Wisdom: Technology
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And That's the News/10 July 2015
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And That's the News/26 July 2015
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Angel of Stealth, the/D.S. Show #12
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Anger Management
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Animalympics
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Anklet Motion Restrictor, the
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Ann Murray Get Your Gun
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Anti-Harp/Betty's Turn
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Are You High?
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Aristotle Putting Shame to Shame
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Armed to the Teeth
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Arms and the Band
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Around the Corner
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Art Patrol, the
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Artful Dodger, the
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Artist's Suicide Club, The
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Arts Report, The
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Ask the Chairman
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Assistant, the
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Atlantian Man, the
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Atomic Self-Heating Soup/D.S. Show #21
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Attitude Adjustment Squad, the
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Aunt Sally Doesn't Want You
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Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery/Pilot
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Badrick Barlow/Medieval Physician
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Bahn to Buchenwald, the
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Bait Bikes
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Balogne Bulletin, the/02-08-15
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Balogne Bulletin, the/30-09-15
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Balogne Bulletin, the/14-11-15
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Balogne Bulletin, the/21-11-15
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Balogne Bulletin, the/25-11-15
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Balogne Bulletin, the/28-11-15
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Balogne Bulletin, the/05-12-15
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Balogne Bulletin, the/12-12-15
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Balogne Bulletin, the/19-12-15
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Balogne Bulletin, the/30-12-15
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Balogne Bulletin, the/09/01/16
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Balogne Bulletin, the/04/03/17
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Balogne Bulletin, the/18/04/17
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Baptism of Fire
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Bedspreads and Broomsticks
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Bedtime Story
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Begging to Differ
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Behind the Scenes
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Being Fair
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Believe It or Not
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Bermuda Triangle War, the
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Bermuda Triangle War - Update
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Betsy Beech/(Pilot)
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Betsy Beech/Time Is Money
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Betty's Turn
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Biblical Face Offs/Goliath-Samson
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Biblical Face Offs/Solomon-Eve
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Bigger than the Host
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Bigot, the
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Bill of Victory, the
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Bionic Bum, the
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Bird of Pray
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Birth of the Business
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Black Market, the
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Blame Game, the
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Blanche's Turn
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Bless Me Father
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Blindsighted Justice (Magnum Farce)
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Bliss and the Agony, the
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Blitzer Krieg
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Blog Eat Blog
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Blog Svensson/Ethyl's Turn
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Bloodfist Interactive Video Game/Episode #2
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Boardroom
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Bomber Pilots, the
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Bombs Away
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Boob Tube Brain
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Bottom Feeder, the
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Bottoms of Despair
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Bowan's Island
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Boy Who Caused Earthquakes, the
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Brainstorm
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Bread and Workers
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Break an Egg
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Breathe Easy/D.S. Show 1: #17
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Bronson Harley: Portrait of a Badass
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Budget Tourist, the
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Bullscent Air Freshener
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Bull's Eye
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Bum Steer
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Bunch of Brawlers
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Burning Sun, the
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Buy Blast Records
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Cabal Television
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Call Hating/Gert's Turn
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Campfire Rock
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Canadian European History
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Canadian History/Birth of the Klondike
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Canadian History/Cannon Fodder (The War Years)
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Canadian History/Conflagration
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Canadian History/French and Indian War
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Canadian History/Railing for Rice
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Canadian History/the Loyalest
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Canadian History/The Real Rebellion
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Canadian History/War of 1812
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Canadian History/Years of Peace and Terror
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Capitalist Offense, a
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Capitalist Punishment
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Captains Outrageous
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Cardiologist, the
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Cart in a Car/D.S. Show #18
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Cashier, the
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Catching Wind
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Cave Art Epilogue
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Celebrity Roundup
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Celebrity Showdown
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Cerebral Chorus
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Chariots of the Dogs
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Chester Windmill Presents
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Chick Magnet, the
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Chickootamie/Aug 14 2011
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Child Support
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Chromozones Disease
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Church of the Born Again and Agains
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Church of the Branch Sectarians, New D.S. Show/Episode #3
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Cinder Blocks of Redemption, New D.S. Show/Episode #20
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Circumcise Me
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Civil States, the
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Clam You
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Clarra Claptrap/Movie of the Week
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Clash of the Puritans
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Classic Flicks/My Fair Hillbilly
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Classic Flicks/Passive Resistance
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Classic Flicks/Portrait of the Scientist
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Classic Flicks/the Slaves of Cleopatra
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Classified Ad/Dept of Cryptology, a
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Clean Cutthroats
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Clinic, the
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Close Your Eyes!
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Closeup with Vivian Day
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Co-op Movers/Episode #10
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Code Breakers of Stanley Park
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Coffee Pal/Nightcast Sep 8
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Cold as Hell
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Cold Blooded Marriage/Tuesday Night at the Movies
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Commercial Mindset
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Common Complacence/Farmers
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Common Complacence/Look Out for Your Own
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Community Spirit
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Concentration X
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Confession, the
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Confrontational Therapist: Death Wish
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Confrontational Therapist: Single Solution
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Conservative Banking
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Conspiracies
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Conspiracist, the
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Constructive Anger
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Consumer Insight/Just Ask Why
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Contract, the
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Convex Corrective Silkscreen Solution, the
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Cool Shades Sunglasses
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Corporate Coffee
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Correction
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Counselor, the (Job)
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The Counselor's Office
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Court Appointed Counsel
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Coven Society for Girls, the
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Cowhide
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Crackhead, the
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Crank Up that Oboe
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Crash Course
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Crazy Crow
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Crazy Kids
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Criminal Law/Court of the Underworld 1
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Criminal Law/Court of the Underworld 2
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Criminal Reasoning
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Crooked Are the Meek
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Culture Shock
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Culture Watch
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Cut It Out
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Cutting Room, the/Feb 27
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Cutting Room, the/Mar 11
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D.S. Show, the/Aug 23 2011 (Pilot)
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D.S. Show, the/Sep 07 2011 (Pilot)
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Daily Epitaph, the
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Daily Gasp 1, the
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Daily Gasp 2, the
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Daily Gasp 3, the
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Daily Graze, the
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Damn the Doritos
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Dare Devils
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Dash Man Sanitizer
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Dating Game, the
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Dave the Dog Catcher
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Dave's Dateline Disaster
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Davy Headbanger
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Davy Skerkowski
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Day in the Afterlife, a
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Dead Reckoning
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Dealer, the (The Collector)
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Dean's Limousine
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Dear Harry
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Dear Pooky
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Decapitalism
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Defector, the
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Demagogue, the
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Democracy at Once!
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Destructor, the
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Devilry Hillbillies, the
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Diablogical
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Did You Say Twonie?
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Dimensional Realities
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Ding Bat
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Diplomatic Immunity
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Dirk Longjohn Ram of God
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Dirty Movie, the
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Discussing Dogs
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Do It Yourself Lawyer/Episode #4
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Doctor Hyde
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Doctor Who/Daleks
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Dogfighters, the
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Domestic Forum
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Don't Break the Kitchen
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Don't Be Fooled
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Don't Destroy the Kitchen
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Don't Say It
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Don't Shoot Me
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Don't Steal Show, the #1/Survival
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Don't Steal Show, the #2/Evil Heroes
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Don't Steal Show, the #3/Street People
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Don't Steal Show, the #4/Near Death Experiences
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Don't Steal Show, the #5/Fortune Hunting
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Don't Steal Show, the #6/First Nations
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Don't Steal Show, the #7/Talk Show Hosts
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Don't Steal Show, the #8/Reincarnation
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Don't Steal Show, the #9/Modern Women
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Don't Steal Show, the #10/The Wrongfully Condemned
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Don't Steal Show, the #11/War Horrors
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Don't Steal Show, the #12/The Parented
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Don't Steal Show, the #13/Espionage
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Don't Steal Show, the #14/Forensic Methods
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Don't Steal Show, the #15/Monsters
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Don't Steal Show, the #16/Superstuds
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Don't Steal Show, the #17/The Forgetful
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Don't Steal Show, the #18/Underachievers
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Don't Steal Show, the #19/Artists
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Don't Steal Show, the #20/The Homeless
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Don't Steal Show, the #21/Musicology
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Don't Steal Show, the #22/Misogyny
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Don't Steal Show, the #23/E.T. Encounters
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Don't Steal Show, the #24/Social Conditioning
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Don't Steal Show, the #25/Utopia
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Don't Steal Show, the #26/Gossip
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Don't Steal Show, the #27/Urban Planning
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Don't Steal Show, the #28/Consumerism
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Don't Steal Show, the #29/Religion
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Don't Steal Show, the #30/Language Barrier
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Don't Steal Show (New), the #1/Magic
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Don't Steal Show (New), the #2/Megalomania
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Don't Steal Show (New), the #3/Slavery
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Don't Steal Show (New), the #4/Assholes
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Don't Steal Show (New), the #5/No Show
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Don't Steal Show (New), the #6/Rebels
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Don't Steal Show (New), the #7/Gods
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Don't Steal Show (New), the #8/Stardom
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Don't Steal Show (New), the #9/Time Travel
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Don't Steal Show (New), the #10/Addiction
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Don't Steal Show (New), the #11/Specially Gifted
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Don't Steal Show (New), the #12/Outdoor Activities
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Don't Steal Show (New), the #13/Human Origins
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Don't Steal Show (New), the #14/Victims of Progress
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Don't Steal Show (New), the #15/Failed Romance
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Don't Steal Show (New), the #16/God Save the Church
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Don't Steal Show (New), the #17/the Super-Duper Gun
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Don't Steal Show (New), the #18/Medical Alert
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Don't Steal Show (New), the #19/Of Noble Descent
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Don't Steal Show (New), the #20/the Peace Talks
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Doorman, the
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Double Talk Your Money
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Downsizer, the
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Drawn to Humanity
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Dreadful Truth, the
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Dream Weaver Alpha Wave Generator
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Drink Rotgut
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Driver, the
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Dump Truck Driver, the
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DunderHeadphones
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Dying Man's Wish, a
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Dynamo 5000 Air Gun/Don't Steal Show #4
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Ears Wide Open
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Econoflush Food Recycler/Don't Steal Show #22
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Economics Made Simple
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Elementary Polish 1
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Elementary Polish 2
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Emergency Call Forwarding
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Emotional Intelligence
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Empath, the
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End of the Line
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End Quote
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End-of-the-Year Program
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Enemy Agent
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Enemies of Freedom
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Entertainment Show, the
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Episode 42: 1967/The Last Word
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Equine Velvet Aftershave/Don't Steal Show #14
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Ernie Anderson Army Insurance
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Ernie's ICBM's
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Escape Goat, the
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Eternal Revenue Service
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Ethyl's Turn
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Etymology
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Eve of Destruction
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Existentialist Says What, an
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Expel Cough Drops
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Extractly
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Extreme Irony
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Fact or Forgery
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Failsafe Hand Glue
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Fair Weather Fiends
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Fairy Enough
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Family Compact
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Family Feudalism
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Family News, The
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Famous Last Words
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Fan Mail
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Fantasies Island
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Faraway Places/Upper Class Prison
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Fascinating Inventors/E. Morrison
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Fear of the Lord
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Fifty Ways to Kill the Fuehrer
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Film Scenes One Liners, the
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Film School Preppie
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First Thoughts on the Electric Motor
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Fishbowl Smoker's Helmet
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Flames of Compassion
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Flights to Freedom
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Florist, the
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Flying Legends/Spencer Fitzgerald
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Flying Peacocks, the
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Folk Night
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Folk Tales/High King Mortimer
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Folk Tales/Ladybug Killer
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Folk Tales/Saint Mick
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Food for Thought
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Footnote to Science
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For the Record
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For the Record (2)
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For Those that Like to Rock
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Forgive and Forget
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Forgive Them Not
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Forklift of Fear
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Forms of Language
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Forsaken Identity
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Fr D Skidooski Undercover Jesuit
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Francis Moore's Utopia
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Freak of the Week
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Freaky Possibilities
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Fred's Friendly Frauleins
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Free Thinking
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Free World, the
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From the Cradle to the Pen
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Frown of the Day
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Fuehrerbummer, the
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Fuel for Debate
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Fun Compressor, the
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Future Project
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Fyodor of the Absurd
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Gas-in-a-Stick Man Repellant/Don't Steal Show #9
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Gentle What?
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Gentrification
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Gerry's Gym Boxing Sale
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Gert's Turn
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Get Behind Bars
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Get in Line
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Get the Waistcoat
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Get to the Point
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Ghost in Space
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Ghostwriter, the
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Gidget's Got It
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Girl Logic
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Girls of Nightcast, the
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Go Canucks
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Go in Peace
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Gold Rush 2013
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Good Bus, Bad Bus
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Good Bye
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Good Guard, the
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Good News, the
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Good Night Show, the
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Good Old Days, the
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Gore
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Grain Spirits/Nettle the Wise Man (Confucius)
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Granny Get Your Gun
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Great Escapade, the
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Great Environmentalist, the
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Great Fireballs
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Greed Game, the
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Green and Mean
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Green Means Go
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Groundbreakers of Aviation/MacPhee
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Guilt Trip
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Gutsy Performance, a
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Hacker, the
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Happy Reformation
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Hard Time, a
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Hasslers, the
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Hate Camp/New D.S. Show #18
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Hateful Hypocrite, the
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Having My Cheesie
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Having This One On (Sprawling Occupants)
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Hazbrollah is Love/Nightcast Sep 8
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Head Case Files/Jerome Adirondack
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Head Case Files/Little Brenda
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Head Case Files: Psychotic Detraction
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Head Case Files/Secret Snow, Stupid Snow
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Headrest, the
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Heel Saddle Sock Patch, the
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Hellville
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Helicopter Dance, the
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Henderson Mayfield/Hoot Snatcher
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Hennessy, the
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High School Sacramental
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Hills Are Dead, the
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Hip Moves 1
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Hip Moves 2
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History in the Making
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Histories Mysteries/Nadia Stalin
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Histories Mysteries/Shrouded in Secrecy
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Holey Molly
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Holy Cow Restaurants
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Holiday Spirits
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Homeland Social Security
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Homo Americanus
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Honest to a Fault
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Horrible Future, the
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Horror of Cosmicism, the
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Hossenfeffer?
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Hot Seat, the/Episode 5
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How the War Was Lost
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How to Beat a Wehrmacht General at Chess
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How to Escape Justice
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How to Tell the Truth
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How to Tell You're In Space
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Hum of Doom/Retro Night
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Human Era, the
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Hypocritic, The
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I.Q.S. Animal Training
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I Have Feelings
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I Know All About It (Pilot)
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I Know All About It (April 9, 2017)
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I Know All About It (April 17, 2017)
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I Know All About It (April 27, 2017)
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I Thaddeus
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I Think Therefore I'm Not
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I'd Rather Stand
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I'm a - -
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I'm Sure They Didn't Mean It
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Idiocy
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Idiot Stu-dent, the
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If I Were Gilligan
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Immobiline Paralyzing Cream/Don't Steal Show #10
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Imperial Torch: One Man's Trash
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Imperial Torch: Takeover Tips
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Impersonator, the
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Improbable Dream, the
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In Crowd 1, the
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In Crowd 2, the
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In Fraud They Trust
|
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Independence Dave
|
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Infernal Revenue Service
|
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Insana: Roadie Groupie
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Insectophobia
|
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Inside Scoop Feb 23
|
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Inside Scoop Feb 27
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Inside Scoop - Conditions for Stardom
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Insomniac, the
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Inter-Office Memo NBSC
|
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Interview from Prison
|
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It's All Right Mom
|
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It's Getting Near Done
|
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It's the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse
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It's Unibrow/Upper Class Hero
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It's Unibrow/Space Rockers
|
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It's Unibrow/Neanderthals
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| - J - |
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Jabbing in the Dark
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Jamie Jong: Outlaw Landlord
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JAWS Brand Childproof Gun Cabinets
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Jay Ego
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Jay Junior
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Jerk Alert
|
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Jesus of Vancouver/Canadian Film Festival
|
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Jizz Jar, the/Don't Steal Show #16
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Joan's Own
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Job, the
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Job Lover's Club, the
|
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Joe Loco
|
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Joey Doushane
|
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Johnny Levelhead
|
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Journals of Stevenson Daft, the
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Journeyman, the
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Journeys of Jesus, the
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Julio Caesar
|
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Jumpstart Cough Syrup/Don't Steal Show #21
|
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Junior Predator
|
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Just Between It and It
|
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Justice by the Riverbank
|
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Justice Fund, the
|
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Justice Is Blind as a Bat
|
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Justin (Clayton), Telepathic Infant 1/Millie's Turn
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Justin (Clayton), Telepathic Infant 2/Millie's Turn
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| - K - |
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Kill the Prick (Desmond Bates)
|
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Kill the Prick (Perry Millstone)
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Kill the Talent
|
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Killer Ending
|
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Killing for Time
|
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Know that Enemy
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| - L - |
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Lady in Waiting
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Lady's Choice
|
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Land of Dream Jobs
|
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Last Word, the
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Last Word, the
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Late Bloomer
|
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Lazar Razor, the
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Le Miscreant
|
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Letters to Theo
|
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Lid Security Hatch, the
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Life Goes On
|
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Life of Martin, Word Inventor, the
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Life Shavers
|
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Light of Truth
|
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Listen to My Golf Shirt
|
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Literary Pulse
|
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Little Miss Fickle
|
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Little Sheep
|
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Littlest Boo Boo, the
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Living Memory
|
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Lobbyist, the
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Local Banter, the
|
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Local Bulletin, the
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Looks Like Trouble
|
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Lord of the Fruit Flies
|
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Lost Fight, the
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Love or Money
|
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Love Them to Death
|
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Loving Blindness
|
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Lucinda's Toy Minstrel Man
|
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Lunar Dimension, the
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Lying through His Teeth
|
| - M - |
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Madame Pompadu
|
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Made in Canada
|
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Majority Fools
|
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Mammals Like Us
|
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Man of His Dreams
|
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Man on Women
|
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Maple Relief
|
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Marriages of Convenience
|
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Marvelous
|
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Mask, the/Don't Steal Show #25
|
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Masked Coward, the
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Match Against Machine
|
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Max-Mix Protein Powder
|
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May the Beast Man Win
|
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Me and My Mojo
|
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Meddlin' Mom
|
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Media Hound, the
|
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Meet Me in the Middle Class
|
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Message from Our President, a
|
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Messed by My Hair
|
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Metaphysical Fitness
|
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Mexaco Premium/Nightcast Sep 8
|
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Middle Class Hero
|
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Mighty Moth
|
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Millie's Turn
|
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Mind Your Manners
|
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Mindy Meek
|
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Minstrel at Arms
|
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Miracles of Science
|
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Mirth Pangs
|
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Miss Chipper
|
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Missing Scriptures
|
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Mister Speaker
|
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Mister Veality (Veality Check)
|
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Mob Squad, the
|
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Modern Economics
|
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Modern Heroes/the Puppet Star
|
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Modern Heroes/Straw Man
|
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Modern Modesty: Women's Fashion
|
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Modern Modesty: Schools
|
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Modern Modesty: Music
|
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Modern Morals with Mickey L.
|
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Monarch, the
|
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Monday Night at the Movies/Pussy Willow
|
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/Monday Night at the Movies/the Pilferer
|
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Money Sense
|
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Money Talks
|
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Money Tips/Inflation
|
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Money to Burn
|
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Moonlight Kahlua
|
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Moral Minute
|
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Morality Play
|
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Morning After the Towering Inferno, the
|
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Morning Exercise
|
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Mountain Jack Cush
|
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Muffler, the
|
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Multi-Gadge, the
|
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Munchies that Stole Dumplings, the
|
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Music Pump, the/Gert's Turn
|
|
Music Tips
|
|
Musicians Wanted
|
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My Cup Leakth Over
|
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My Fair Hillbilly/Classic Flicks
|
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My Frenologies
|
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My Idols
|
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My Opinion with Mia Peek Freen
|
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Mysteries of Evolution
|
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Mything the Point
|
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Mythmakers, the
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| - N - |
|
N.B.C. Memo/Nov 2007
|
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Name Droppers, the
|
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National B.S. Corporation, the
|
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National Dyslexic
|
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Nerve Damage
|
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Netherwork, the/Pure Mishap
|
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Netherwork, the/Extra Punishing
|
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Netherwork, the/Grounds for Dismissal
|
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Netherwork, the/Flush with Enthusiasm
|
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Netherwork, the/Metal Clash Values
|
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Netherwork, the/Crazy about Music
|
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Netherwork, the/Room for Expulsion
|
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Netherwork, the/Deception Span
|
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Netherwork, the/Minor Infraction
|
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Netherwork, the/Sacrificial Whine
|
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Netherwork, the/Fitness Craze
|
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Netherwork, the/Scene of a Crime
|
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Netherwork, the/Statistical Paralysis
|
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Netherwork, the/Steadfast Support
|
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Nettle the Wise Man: Aristotle
|
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Nettle the Wise Man: Confucius
|
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Neuro-Blitz Chewables
|
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Never Heard of Him
|
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Never Stop
|
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New Beginning, a/Rudiments of Knowledge
|
|
Newsbeat
|
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Newsbreak: December 15, 2017
|
|
Newsbreak: March 16, 2018
|
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New Client, the
|
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Nice n' Mousy
|
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Nice Nurse, the
|
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Nice Try
|
|
Night to Dismember, a
|
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Nightcast/08-09-12
|
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Nightcast/15-09-12
|
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Nightcast/22-09-12
|
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Nightcast/09-03-13
|
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Nightcast/18-03-13
|
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North American Predator
|
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North American Rebel/B.t.S.
|
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Northern Conquest
|
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Not for Profit
|
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Not Like That Like This
|
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Not So Hot Plate, the
|
|
Not Whipped Yet
|
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Not Without My Money
|
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Notes for Recliners
|
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Notes on Astrology
|
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Nothing for Hookers
|
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Now I'm Informed
|
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Number Two, the
|
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Nurse Sheridan
|
| - O - |
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Observatory, the
|
|
Observatory, the/Superfluous Sightings
|
|
Odds and Ends Hemporium, the
|
|
Office of British Spelling, the
|
|
Ogler, the
|
|
Oh Yeah
|
|
Old School English
|
|
Oldest Trick, the
|
|
Olds Shoulder
|
|
Olympic Submersible Taskmaster, the
|
|
On Guard
|
|
On the Scene
|
|
Once Upon a Time Signature
|
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One Hundred and Fourteenth Institution Awards
|
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One on One
|
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One Size Too Few
|
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One Step Back from Too Far
|
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One Thin Grocer
|
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Onomatopoeia and 'U'
|
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Onward Christian Soldiers
|
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Ophelia
|
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Optimist, the
|
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Orangatang Flavour Crystals
|
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Orphan Hater, the
|
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Other Side, the
|
|
Overflowing with Hydro
|
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Oversight Committee, the
|
| - P - |
|
P.R.
|
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Paintings of Jimmy
|
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Palumbo
|
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Par for the Nurse
|
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Paragon, the
|
|
Parent of the Week: May 2010
|
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Participaction
|
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Party Animals, the
|
|
Pastry Bomb, the
|
|
Pastry Bomb, the
|
|
Pathogena Hair Defense System, the
|
|
Patriot, the
|
|
Patron, the
|
|
Patterns of Behaviour (Jane Know-It-All)
|
|
Pay Toilet, the
|
|
Peace at Last
|
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Peace with Honor
|
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Peanut Butter Pudding
|
|
Penitent, the
|
|
Pep Talk
|
|
Perish the Thought
|
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Personal Ads
|
|
Pestilence Anti-Pest Pellets
|
|
Pet the Foreigner
|
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Pete's Preserve-a-Pet
|
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Petroleum Jelly
|
|
Phil and Howard
|
|
Pick-Me-Up Decaf
|
|
Pilferer, the/Monday Night at the Movies
|
|
Pillow Talk
|
|
Pink Marx
|
|
Plane Is Born, a
|
|
Planet of the Grapes, the
|
|
Planned Convalescence
|
|
Plastic Enemies
|
|
Playing It Safe
|
|
Plucker, the
|
|
Poisoning of Sir Guy of Lombardy, the
|
|
Police Police, the
|
|
Pomp and Sneak Advance
|
|
Poor Bastard
|
|
Portrait of the Scientist/Classic Flicks
|
|
Potty Mouth
|
|
Pottypants/Don't Steal Show #5
|
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Power Trip/The Media
|
|
Power Trip/Power Plants
|
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Power Trip/Psychiatrists
|
|
Power Trip/Scientists
|
|
POX News Specious Report
|
|
Present Misgivings
|
|
Pretty Boy
|
|
Pro Tool
|
|
Professional Wisecracker
|
|
Prices Rise, the
|
|
Primetime Polly/Don't Steal Show #24
|
|
Privileged Information
|
|
Pro-Rate Reputation Salvation/Don't Steal Show #11
|
|
Pseudo-Gin Non-Alcoholic Cocktail
|
|
Pussy Willow/Monday Night at the Movies
|
|
Put It Back Campaign, the
|
|
Put Your Heart in It
|
| - Q - |
|
Quest for Success
|
| - R - |
|
Race to Extinction, the
|
|
Racoon, the
|
|
Rack Height Enhancing Apparatus, the
|
|
Rake Oral Apparatus, the
|
|
Ray Pulsar, Future Physician
|
|
Real Rebels
|
|
Rec Room
|
|
Red Menace, the
|
|
Remembrance of War
|
|
Remembrance of War with Great Grampa Alec
|
|
Repro-Bait
|
|
Republic of Who, the
|
|
Retroactive News, the
|
|
Return of Bionic Bigfoot, the
|
|
Reverse Injustice
|
|
Rewards of War, the
|
|
Rhubarb Mountain
|
|
Rise and Fall of the Regal Empire, the
|
|
Roachademy, the
|
|
Robber Baron, the
|
|
Rock Talk
|
|
Rock-a-bye Baby
|
|
Rocket, the/Don't Steal Show #19
|
|
Rooting for the Underworld
|
|
Rudiments of Knowledge
|
|
Running on Air
|
| - S - |
|
Safer Sex with Polly Foolscap
|
|
Safety Hints
|
|
Sarra Supreem: Queen of the Streets
|
|
Sauced in Space
|
|
Save Dave/Suicide/Don't Steal Show #26
|
|
Save Dave/Demonstration/Don't Steal Show #27
|
|
Save Dave/Bad Venues/Don't Steal Show #28
|
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Save Dave/Punishment/Don't Steal Show #29
|
|
Save Dave/Pizza/Don't Steal Show #30
|
|
Saydist, the
|
|
Scared of Crows
|
|
Schmooze, the
|
|
School of Deforming Arts/Episode #8
|
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School of Hard Knocks
|
|
Schoolyard Scope
|
|
Science of Profit, the
|
|
Science Today
|
|
Scrabble Anyone?
|
|
Screaming Pink
|
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Screw You!
|
|
Seal of Doom
|
|
Search for Blue November, the
|
|
Second Prize
|
|
Secrets of the Stars: Black Holes
|
|
Securiguard/Don't Steal Show #3
|
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Seeing in the Dark Ages
|
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Sensitive Phil/Blanche's Turn
|
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Seriously
|
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Seriously (2)
|
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Shaky Argument
|
|
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Shame Old Story
|
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Shammy Awards, the (2008)
|
|
Shannon Shriek
|
|
Sharp Recollection
|
|
Shirley Sureloins (Theatre of the Ribald)
|
|
Shooting for Perfection/Keeping It Timeless
|
|
Shooting for Perfection/Production Hints
|
|
Shorn Testimony
|
|
Shortcut Guide (Episode #9)
|
|
Shot Wall Syringe, the
|
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Shouting Out
|
|
Sign Language
|
|
Signs of Intelligence
|
|
Silent Night on the Western Front
|
|
Siren-Siren, the/Don't Steal Show #21
|
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Sketched in Stone
|
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Skipping the Abnormalities
|
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Skulls in the Closet
|
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Slander!
|
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Slave Trade
|
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Sleigh Them
|
|
Sling, the
|
|
Slobber Guard/Don't Steal Show #21
|
|
Slowpoke
|
|
Smears in Their Eyes
|
|
Smile-Rite Face Mold, the
|
|
Smoker's Final Solution/Don't Steal Show #17
|
|
Smutline B.C.
|
|
Social Housing
|
|
Socket, the
|
|
Soggy When Wet
|
|
Some Excuse
|
|
Songwriter, the
|
|
Soul Auction
|
|
Sound of Sinus, the
|
|
Sound Man's Hat, the
|
|
Soundproof Suicide Prevention Line/Don't Steal Show #6
|
|
Sovietmultfilms: the Blond Beast
|
|
Soylent but Deadly
|
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Space Pen, the
|
|
Space Suit, the
|
|
Spellbound Spell Checker/Don't Steal Show #8
|
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Spendthrift
|
|
Spitting Image
|
|
Spokesperson, the
|
|
Sprawling Occupants
|
|
Staggering Vision
|
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Stampeding Epicure, the
|
|
Star Trek Pilot/The Cage
|
|
Stark Raving Mad TV
|
|
Stars in His Thighs
|
|
Staying Abreast
|
|
Straight from the Belt
|
|
Straight from the Bible
|
|
Straight-blanket, the
|
|
Street Smart
|
|
Strong Enough to Be Her Man
|
|
Struggling for Realism
|
|
Stuck in the Griddle with You
|
|
Stukas and Stones
|
|
Stupid Talk Show Hosts
|
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Submissions Department
|
|
Sunday Survey
|
|
Sunny Side Down
|
|
Superficialman
|
|
Surgeon General's Warning/The Whole Truth About Smoking
|
|
Survival School
|
|
Suspenseful Moments in History
|
|
Sweat/Monday Night at the Movies
|
|
Swing Party, the
|
| - T - |
|
THC Medicated Chewing Gum
|
|
Take the Logos from Your Eye
|
|
Talent for Your Thoughts, a
|
|
Tall Tale
|
|
Target for Today/New D.S. Show #16
|
|
Target for Today/New D.S. Show #17
|
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Targets of Opportunity: Assessment, the
|
|
Targets of Opportunity: Blight Unseen
|
|
Targets of Opportunity: Cosmic Christ, the
|
|
Targets of Opportunity: Eagle's Eye, the
|
|
Targets of Opportunity: Expansionist Destiny
|
|
Targets of Opportunity: Forecast of Dune
|
|
Targets of Opportunity: Fun Numbers
|
|
Targets of Opportunity: Humanitarian, the
|
|
Targets of Opportunity: Lieutenant Gibbons
|
|
Targets of Opportunity: Like Killer Like Son
|
|
Targets of Opportunity: Project Nitwit
|
|
Targets of Opportunity: Religious Freedom
|
|
Targets of Opportunity: Seniors at Large
|
|
Targets of Opportunity: Treaty, the
|
|
Tasmanian Devil Car Alarm
|
|
Tasty Pastry (Food of the Gods)/Don't Steal Show #7
|
|
Taylor Daft
|
|
Teaching of the Guard, the
|
|
Team Five
|
|
Techno Talk
|
|
Tele-Vigil
|
|
Televiligist, the
|
|
Terrorism in Tinytown
|
|
Test, the
|
|
That Takes Bowels
|
|
That's Corny
|
|
That's Lifeboats
|
|
That's Snuff
|
|
That's Wright
|
|
Thelma Addison's Confusion/Sleeping Pills
|
|
Thelma Addison's Confusion/Getting More Stoned
|
|
Thelma Addison's Confusion/Smart Dining
|
|
They Stand Corrected
|
|
They Thrrrew the Bitch in Prison
|
|
Think About Recruiting
|
|
This Commercial Has 22 Minutes
|
|
Thoughtful Snack, A
|
|
Thousand Dollar Canadian, the
|
|
Thousand Dollar Man, the
|
|
Time I Quit Smoking, the
|
|
Time Portal/Colonization's Culprits
|
|
Titillating Tune, a
|
|
To Save Man
|
|
To Serve Man
|
|
Tolkein Nonsense
|
|
Tomorrow Never Knows
|
|
Too Many Hands
|
|
Top Secret Secrets of the Vatican
|
|
Top Stories/03-09-2013 (Nightcast)
|
|
Top Stories/03-22-2013
|
|
Top Stories/03-26-2013
|
|
Top Stories/04-02-2013
|
|
Top Stories/04-06-2013
|
|
Top Stories/04-10-2013
|
|
Top Stories/04-11-2013
|
|
Top Stories/07-13-2013
|
|
Top Stories/07-20-2013
|
|
Tough Guy
|
|
Town Crier, the
|
|
Tra-di-tion
|
|
Trainee, the
|
|
Treachery
|
|
Trial by Jury
|
|
Trial of Ida Hemlock, the
|
|
Trouble Spot
|
|
Trust Fund Tracy
|
|
Tuesday Night Long
|
|
Turtleneck
|
|
Turtleneck 2/Casino Heist
|
|
Turtleneck 3/Disappearing
|
|
Twentieth Century, the
|
|
Twitocracy
|
|
Two Much
|
|
Tyke Force
|
|
Tyke That
|
|
Tyranny
|
| - U - |
|
Ugly Doug/Ethyl's Turn
|
|
Uncle Stu's Treehouse
|
|
Underground Wonderland/New D.S. Show #19
|
|
Up the Republic!
|
|
Using Your Head
|
| - V - |
|
Vacation in Santo Geraldo
|
|
Vanity Mirrors, the
|
|
Veality Check
|
|
Vengisil Irritating Powder/Don't Steal Show #23
|
|
Veronica's Secret
|
|
Veteran's View
|
|
Vibrex/Millie's Turn
|
|
Views, the
|
|
Viking Week, the
|
|
Visions of Paradise
|
|
Vitaflex Stress Mix
|
|
Vitamin Junkie, the
|
|
Voices of Consequence/Joan's Own
|
|
Void Depressurizing Gum
|
|
Vote for Willie
|
| - W - |
|
Waisted Days
|
|
Waiting for Justice
|
|
Walls of Confusion
|
|
Wanda's World
|
|
War in the Antarctic
|
|
War of Scientific Progress, the
|
|
War on the Gypsies
|
|
War on the Gypsies - Day One
|
|
War Story/All's Fair
|
|
War Story/Army Diplomat
|
|
War Story/From Here to Infinity
|
|
War Story/Holy War
|
|
War Story/Robot Robot Monster
|
|
Warlike Posture
|
|
Warner Weasel
|
|
Way to Go, a
|
|
We Are Not Abused
|
|
Welcoming Committee, the
|
|
Welfare Day/The Last Word
|
|
What Did You Call Me?
|
|
What Did You Call Me? (2)
|
|
What Might Have Been/Clara Hitler
|
|
What Might Have Been/Darrin Sikorsky
|
|
What War?
|
|
Whatever I Say
|
|
Whereabouts Is My School?
|
|
Whiff Insect Repellant
|
|
Whoopin' of Chet Turtleback, the
|
|
Why We Have No Bananas
|
|
Wilde on Absinthe
|
|
Windox Cleaner/D.S. Show/ Sep 7 2011
|
|
Wings for Welfare/Betty's Turn
|
|
Word Warriors
|
|
Work Ethic
|
|
Workmate Replicants/Don't Steal Show #15
|
|
World's a Stage, The
|
|
Worse than War
|
|
Writer Did It, the
|
|
Wrong and the Shameless, the
|
|
Wrong Guy, the
|
| - X - |
|
X-Ray Player, the
|
| - Y - |
|
Yes There Is
|
|
Yodel in the Dark, a
|
|
Young and the Weightless, the
|
|
Yum-Yum Sugar Sauce/Episode 6
|
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Zing! Flavor Booster Formula
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Zip-Zap Rolling Papers/Episode 1
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